Shitty Movie Detail: The VelociPastor

FT, Fartiste Theater's frankenthing mascot.
FT, Fartiste Theater’s frankenthing mascot.

Ezekiel 25:16-17 foretold the coming of the VelociPastor (literal translation from the original Hebrew):

“Therefore saith the Lord God; Behold, I will stretch out mine hand upon the yeyo ninja. 

And the velociraptor will strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger. And they shall know that I am the Lord when my velociraptors lay vengeance upon them.”

2 Replies to “Shitty Movie Detail: The VelociPastor”

  1. Tee hee. That dinosaur looks cute.

    Hey, your likes were not visible when these first came out… same old story. Are you still scheduling them? Just wanted you to know. :))


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