Shower curtain liners suck big ol’ donkey dick.
There you are, enjoying your shower, and here comes the shower curtain liner, creeping up all slow like the molester ice cream van—touching you a little bit here, grazing you there, lightly rubbing, caressing softly . . .
(ugh! fuck! enough! they get the idea.)Continue reading “Journaling June: Creeping Shower Curtain Liner”